Montana, The Gorgeous Mosaic Map

I really don’t know anything about Montana, so i’m glad I found this map. I always thought it would be a great place to settle down once one of my friends wins the lottery and bequeaths the majority of it to me.Who would have though that Montana had the perfect place for me! If not already taken, I plan on buyin the property right at the confluence of “UFO Buffs”, “Organized Tax Dodgers”(sorry Mom), and since I’ll be ripe with dough- “Hollywood pseudo-cowboys in need of privacy, open air, and a full-time personal staff of forty”.

Maybe John Travolta will let me fly his jet. No, thats  in Florida. Ah well, I’ll find something to do. Did you know Montana is home to the Crazy Mountains.

VIA: Strange Maps – Thanks!

~ by natebrown on March 12, 2008.